Reviews

MACHETE KILLS review

Machete Kills! – Certificate 15   Review by Simon Hooper   The semi clad females stare aghast at the man before them as he holds his huge chopper with both hands!  This is about as subtle as Robert Rodriguez’s new…

Review: You're Next!

You’re Next! – Cert 18   Reviewed by Simon Hooper   It’s said by sociologists that the family that eats together stays together. The new house invasion shocker You’re Next begs to differ, suggesting that the family that eats together…

Review: The Wolverine

The Wolverine – Cert 12   Reviewed by Simon Hooper The late Sir Rhodes Boyson an ardent supporter of corporal punishment and unbeknown to the Tory Party was not, as is commonly thought, a Methodist Lay Preacher in his early…

Review: The World's End

The World’s End – Cert 15 Reviewed by Simon Hooper   Where Britain leads, the world follows – utter rubbish of course, except for one notable exception. We gave the world The Pub Crawl. Where else can you see groups…

Pacific Rim Review

Pacific Rim 3D – Cert 12 Reviewed by Simon Hooper Warner Bros’ recent release, Man of Steel, saw an apocalyptic fight to the death between Superduperman and General (What a) Zod, where they laid waste to an entire city. Some…

This Is The End Review

This is the End – Cert 15   Reviewed by Simon Hooper   Being an Oscar winning A list Hollywood Director gave Steven Soderbergh the clout to enlist stars into making Oceans 11,12, 13 etc etc. Not being an Oscar…

The Seasoning House Review

The Seasoning House – Cert 18 Reviewed by Simon Hooper. Film critics sit through a variety of cinematic atrocities (yes I mean you, Sex Lives of the Potato Men!) and it’s not often that people who are paid to see…